Sunday, March 29, 2015

Umbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!


Welcome back my loves :) Today I will be talking about a new show made by Netflix called, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. This show is about 30 year old women named Kimmy Schmidt. She was trapped in a bunker underground, with three other women, for 15 years by a preacher, who told them there was an apocalypse and they were the only ones alive. Now that they were finally found by the police, Kimmy jumpstarts her brand new, 21st century life in New York City. I absolutely love this show! To be totally honest, I watched the whole show in one weekend- no shame. The humor this show brings is over the top hilarious. However, there is definitely an age limit of 13 and up. There are so many relatable scenes and twists and turns that Kimmy gets into. The best part is the fact that Kimmy has an old way of talking, because she went missing in the 90's. She says things that people don't say anymore, so when she does it's quite hilarious. My favorite character is who Kimmy rents a room with, Titus, a gay wannabe Broadway actor, who makes ends meet as a street performer in Times Square. They become best friends and he gives her an updated sense of style. I can't express how much you should watch this show. The first episode aired March 6, 2015 on Netflix and received five stars on Rotten Tomatoes and four stars on IMDB. The writer of this show is Tina Fey, which is why it is so funny, and Robert Carlock. Kimmy is played by, Ellie Kemper and her best friends are played by Jane Krakowsi, Tituss Burgess, and Lauren Adams. This show is very unique because, how many shows are like this. Well, that's all for now. See you next time and have a very great day.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Scary Movie 5- or Scary Movie Bye

Welcome back my fellow film lover! Like I said in my last blog, this blog is going to be about a movie I didn't exactly enjoy. Last weekend I watched the most recent, "Scary Movie  5," which is a thriller/horror movie, Rated PG-13. It was recently added to Netflix, and it is a spoof of the scary movies, "Paranormal Activity" franchise, "Mama," "Sinister," "Evil Dead," "Inception," "Black Swan" and "Rise of the Planet of the Apes." If you haven't heard of, "Scary Movie 5", it is the fifth movie of the series of movies, spoofing horror movies. The series started in 2000 spoofing "Scream," "The Sixth Sense," "The Matrix," "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and "The Blair Witch Project," then goes on to mock a whole myriad of teen movie cliché. They then created three more in 2001, 2003, and 2006. The premise of the movie, is the bizarre activity happening to a couple. The wife is played by Ashely Tisdale. By the way, when I saw her I freaked out because my childhood was replaying right before my eyes. It is safe to say that she did great in this movie. The reason I don't recommend this film, is because there is no plot to it. It is all just a idiotic spoof of horror movies. If you plan to watch this with little kids- don't, because this movie contains mature scenes constantly,  that are not made for the eyes of young children. I also don't recommend renting or buying this movie as well. However, if you are looking for a movie that will make you laugh, in some messed up form, then be my guest. This movie was directed by Malcom D. Lee and has a recognizable cast of, Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Tyler Posey, and Snoop Dog- or Snoop Lion- or whatever his name is. It is an hour and a half long movie, and has received two stars on IMDB and one star on Rotten Tomatoes. Thanks for reading this scary post and I hope that you will tune in next week for a brand new blog:)